19 February 2011
Mr. Cover Letter, Sr. Bane of My Existence
Company Hiring Managers
Everywhere, USA
Writing a cover letter is like:
- jumping through a fiery hoop of expectations.
- an awkward first phone date. (does anyone do that?)
- trying to impress your friend's perfect parents.
- taking that part of writing class in highschool all over again.
- putting really colorful pictures on the front of an ordinary pack of #2 pencils. either you want and will use the pencils or you don't and won't.
I will call you in the following week to schedule a time we can further discuss my disgust for you.
Sincerely,
Over It
P.S. Minimum wage college graduates everywhere can vouch for my sincerity.
